cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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Today is earth day. I celebrated by cleaning really well and making damn sure excess hydrazine went in the waste container and not everybody’s lungs.

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Q: Why did Yuna travel to Guadosalam? A: Because she wanted to Seymour Guado.

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the-color-9:

allthoselostsocks:

look-into-the-untempered-schism:

mr-wiles:

stabs-and-bonks:

swoz:

lildeadlymeesh:

trinitybat:

sturmtruppen:

thejesusofequestria:

Breaking: Florida residents confused and frightened by cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud 

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

And Now, Slaves of the Glow Cloud

THE WEATHER

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GLOW CLOUD!!? IS THIS SOME TYPE OF MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL DRUG YOU KIDS USE NOW A DAYS!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A GLOW CLOUD!! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME TYPE OF SLANG!!! 

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tigerwhiskers:

Harry Potter Treats

Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Caldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.

Recipe for sweets here. And for ButterbeerButterbeer Cupcakes, and Cauldron Cakes.

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doomnuke asked: “I think I may have asked this before, but I literally could find nothing to support my claim after doing much research. I've heard from a countless number of people that self defense tactic of thrusting the heel of your palm upwards at an assailants nose to send the bridge of the nose into the brain. I'm wondering if you have any insight on this?”

edwardspoonhands:

It is very unlikely that this punch would kill someone (though any strike to the head could conceivably be fatal if it’s hard enough (but not because of nose bones flying through brains, just because of normal brain-shaking trauma)), but it would HURT LIKE THE DEVIL which is why it is taught in self defense class. If you can split the cartilage of the nose (which isn’t that hard) the person you’ve punched will be in lots of pain, their eyes will tear up, and there’s a really good chance they’ll provide an opportunity for you to get out of the situation.

Of course, talking about this on Tumblr is not a substitute for a self defense classes, which are available, because breaking someone’s nose isn’t as easy as it sounds.

I have studies some martial arts and self defense (not quite at a black belt yet) and as much as a punch looks pretty and it’s the thing everyone thinks about it’s super easy to break your own hand in the process. One simple thing you can do to kind of avoid that and turn the bony part of your hand into a weapon as a backfist to the nose. One hit to the nose and they’re down even if you don’t take blood, which is unlikely. Simply turn the hand around so the back of your hand faces the opponent and and thrust out from you hitting with the part of the hand just under the knuckles.

In lieu of a punch or a backhand, eye gouges are easy and effective to learn as well as boxing someone’s ears. For eye gouges hook your hands around the ears, dig your fingers into the eyes in and up (this will cause major damage to the person if done completely) allowing you to get away. many times, the eyes are so sensitive an eye gouge does not get to the point of actually taking someone’s eyes out. Boxing someone’s ears takes little pressure and causes stunning. Take slightly cupped palms and hit the ears with them. Simple.

I have one last little thing which I tell only for desperate situations. I have never ever used this on a person. This will cause serious harm but can be useful in a rape situation where there is not a lot of leverage to be gained such as being on your back. At the base of your throat right above the bone, if you press in lightly, it constricts the airway. In an emergency you can push in and grab that bone with your fingers. THIS CAUSES SERIOUS DAMAGE! DO NOT USE UNLESS IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

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genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

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